A whole bunch of movies every queer boy should see

Last weekend, I was hanging out with a sweet young faglet, and it became clear that many of my boyfriend and my film references were flying over his head. I take my queer culture and queer acculturation seriously, so while we were all watching Victor Victoria, I set out to write a list of a movies that every queer boy should see. It got long.

Almost 20 years ago, an older gay man made a similarly themed, though much shorter, list when I said that I had never seen All About Eve. This was after he had recited the entire opening monologue from memory. He had just used it in a promo he’d written for WGBH, where he wrote, among other things, Vincent Price’s banter for Mystery. He was what was called a “non-resident tutor” at my college residence house, and he came to dinner a couple times a month and sat with the gay resident tutor and told stories. Oh, the stories!

I’ve always found exceptional value in the words, wisdom, wit, and stories of older gay men. Queers are rarely raised by other queers, so when we come out, we have no culture. We have to learn it. And gay culture is rich, weird, and intensely important. It’s also, contrary to Andrew Sullivan and Daniel Harris, not remotely dead.

I’m one of those soon-to-be-crusty queens who thinks that when someone comes out, older gay men have a duty to school him the history, both political and cultural, of gaydom, from the Greek paiderastia to RuPaul’s Drag Race. 20th (and now 21st) century film is among the most important lessons, because of how important it has been to gay linguistics and to gay affect, to our secret and not-so-secret coding, and, importantly, to our own contributions to the greater (as in bigger) culture and cultural vocabularies. I don’t mean that the wee queers need to be kidnapped and sent to reeducation camps where they are forced to memorize all of the words to “I Feel Pretty.” But I think it’s our duty, when some 19-year-old says, “Who the fuck is Liza Minnelli?” to respond with, “Queen, you’re coming over for cocktails and a viewing of Cabaret.”

Here’s the list. Let me know if I’m missing any that have to be here. I know there should be more from the 1930s and 1940s, and I have left out the documentaries. That will be another post.

UPDATE: Based on the suggestions of my readers (who only comment on Facebook), I’ve made a bunch of additions.

1930s

42nd Street

Stage Door

The Women (1939 version, of course)

The Wizard of Oz

Gone With the Wind

Dark Victory

1940s

Rebecca

Philadelphia Story

Mildred Pierce

Meet Me in St. Louis

Rope

On The Town

Easter Parade

1950s

Sunset Boulevard

All About Eve

Singing in the Rain

Strangers on a Train

White Christmas

Auntie Mame

A Star is Born (only the 1954 version)

Rebel Without A Cause

Gentlemen Prefer Blondes

East of Eden

Imitation of Life

The Bad Seed

Some Like It Hot

The King and I

Tea & Sympathy

Johnny Guitar

Cat on a Hot Tin Roof

Suddenly, Last Summer

BUttterfield 8

1960s

Spartacus

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

West Side Story

Touch of Mink

Gypsy

What Ever Happened to Baby Jane?

The Birds

Pillow Talk

Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf?

Reflections in a Golden Eye

Sound of Music

Mary Poppins

Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill!

My Fair Lady

Valley of the Dolls

Funny Girl

The Producers (not the musical)

 Sunday Bloody Sunday

1970s

Boys in the Band

Cabaret

The Way We Were

The Stepford Wives

Cruising

Women in Love

The Ritz

Rocky Horror Picture Show

La Cage aux Folles

The Rose

Grease

1980s

Can’t Stop the Music

Mommie Dearest

Making Love

Clue

Menage

Tootsie

Maurice

Victor Victoria

Parting Glances

My Beautiful Launderette 

Sophie’s Choice

Fame

Edward II

Poison

Torch Song Trilogy

Top Gun

Beaches

Heathers

Fatal Attraction

Pink Flamingos

Hairspray (1988 version)

Longtime Companion

1990s

My Own Private Idaho

What’s Love Got To Do With It?

Silence of the Lambs

The Lost Language of the Cranes

Beauty and the Beast

Steel Magnolias

Philadelphia

Priscilla, Queen of the Desert

Muriel’s Wedding

Showgirls

The Living End

Bent

Jeffrey

Beautiful Thing

In & Out

Love! Valour! Compassion!

Drop Dead Gorgeous

South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut

Boys Don’t Cry

2000s

Sordid Lives

Yossi & Jagger

Gods and Monsters

Bring It On

Hedwig and the Angry Inch

Moulin Rouge!

Angels in America

Mysterious Skin

All About My Mother

Bad Education

Brokeback Mountain

Transamerica

Latter Days

The Devil Wears Prada

Dreamgirls

Milk

2010s

I Love You, Philip Morris

Black Swan

A Single Man

Beginners

Weekend

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