My editor’s headline for this week’s column made me pee!
This week I wrote about Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous. As you can imagine, I had more fun writing my column than seeing the movie. The headline? “Miss Congeniality 2: It’s no Miss Congeniality 1.” Hee. A selection:
I didn’t laugh until Dolly Parton showed up. Dolly isn’t funny, but in mistaking Dolly for a Dolly Parton imitator, Gracie pokes Dolly’s breasts rather forcefully. It’s more or less the same joke that Austin Powers used when he slurred, “She’s a man, baby!” and tried to pull off an old woman’s wig. But it wasn’t a wig—it was her hair! And they’re not fake breasts—they’re Dolly’s titties! Good times, good times.